Clowns are terrorizing a South Carolina town. Terrorized too strong a word? Nope. Clowns aren’t just randomly falling out of Volkswagens in large groups or riding around on bicycles far too small for their bodies. They are recreating everyone’s nightmare--trying to lure children into the woods. Their plan demonstrates their level of intelligence. Who thinks… Continue reading Clowns In Town…
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Funny Friday…
We talked a few weeks ago about Funny Friday. The dolls have quite a few things that strike their fancy from cats riding motorcycles to our favorite redhead wearing a babushka. The dolls do, indeed, lead the best lives. Here’s what they found funny this week. This dollface from the South had us in stitches.… Continue reading Funny Friday…
The Ego Of Man…
The ego of man is a marvel. It’s not a slam to men, truly. I wish I had the ability to walk down the street, gut hanging over my belt and a comb over knowing I look good. There are wonderful men to be sure. Adorable ones we can’t resist. But even the good ones… Continue reading The Ego Of Man…
The LBD of Trucks…
Every month I chat with my friends at Superstition Springs Chrysler Jeep Dodge Ram in Mesa. You already know former basketball player Alvin Heggs of Hook ‘Em Horns fame is the owner and I brag about him all the time. So this month I make my inquiry to Sales Manager Kevin to see about the… Continue reading The LBD of Trucks…
Cheers To Huma…
Did you hear cheers earlier this week? Women of the world erupted in joy with the announcement. Huma finally left, releasing herself from the bondage of a buffoon, tossing off the albatross round her neck. Politics aside, the woman is a badass of the highest order. The last thing she needs is a penis blocking… Continue reading Cheers To Huma…
Second Acts…
The Dolls had quite a bit to say about their second acts. Remember, a few weeks ago we asked what women were doing with their lives in this “second act?” It’s the after time—after kids, after first retirement and maybe just an old fashioned change of pace please. The subject came up after an article… Continue reading Second Acts…
Stinky Fridge…
Only the OCD girls will understand and that’s okay. Not everyone can live in the crazy. Some people don’t care that there’s a smell in the fridge. They figure whatever it is; it’ll show itself eventually. The rest of us lose sleep over what might be growing in there. It’s not like I have oodles… Continue reading Stinky Fridge…
Can I Get A Hallelujah…
Fall fashion, for the first time in a while, is looking up. Boobs are encased. Asses are not rotund and the classic pump is back. Can I get a hallelujah? Were getting a look at monochromes, strappy heels, the end of platforms, structured statement jackets and beautiful outerwear to make the heart beat faster. … Continue reading Can I Get A Hallelujah…
Duchess Dolls In Biz…
Most Duchess Dolls are badass girls making a difference, either in their communities, schools, homes or businesses. A few have some offerings for the Dolls. Miss Karen, the sweetest doll ever, who does The Duchess’ nails is offering all the dolls $10 off any service. Yep, you heard that right. Tell her you saw it… Continue reading Duchess Dolls In Biz…
The Child Whisperer Is Out…
Generally a child whisperer, it is rare I’m caught on the wrong side of a toddler. A two-year-old, however, got the best of me on a cross-country flight last week. I’m as surprised as anyone the chubby cheeked towhead did not claim my heart. Surprised because I, unlike most of my girls, am not a… Continue reading The Child Whisperer Is Out…
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