We talked a few weeks ago about Funny Friday. The dolls have quite a few things that strike their fancy from cats riding motorcycles to our favorite redhead wearing a babushka. The dolls do, indeed, lead the best lives. Here’s what they found funny this week.
This dollface from the South had us in stitches. Whoa Susannah is a Southern mama with some opinions. She is baffled by girls taking selfies in TJ Maxx and admits readily, “I don’t always have a filter.” She also advises us not to sit at Cracker Barrel after church loud talking about the dead skin that flakes off when
using a Ped Egg. Because, as y’all know, no one can enjoy his or her lumberjack breakfast with that going on. Visit her here https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1pMSANmOdwye49C4dQ7Q7g.
I got a frantic call from one of my faves last week. She’s on the radio. Radio Girl gets a coveted fill in spot and is told at the last second the station is going to film live for its Facebook page. The call to me? “It’s a head shot. I can wear a scarf for a couple of days. To hide my chin.” Radio Girl wonders if she shouldn’t just say no to hide her chin and the damage of a new haircut. Only women my friends only women. Do you think there’s a beer gut out there ever worried about getting fired?
Then there’s the photo at right. “You should socialize more.” Women of Netflix unite on this one.
Another gal pal sent in hilarious headlines. Like this:
“Student Excited Dad Got Head Job”
“One Armed Man Applauds The Kindness of Strangers”
“Homicide Victims Rarely Talk To Police”
“Police: Crack Found in Man’s Buttocks”
Well then. Oh, wait, one more: “Condom Truck Tips, Spills Load”
Another doll with an affinity for fun news sent in, “Things people add to their resumes.” Things like this:
An applicant listed “taking long walks” as a skill. Another listing smoking as a hobby. And yet another said he’d been a prince in a former life. And yet another wrote that he would work harder if paid more.
Was honesty a job requirement? Happy Friday. Laugh a little and keep sending in your funnies.