Sometime in the middle of the night... Two oddities are passed to me yesterday; bulletproof coffee and high heels for penises. Can I get a “hmmm” on both? Research on bulletproof coffee comes up mixed. Some claim nectar of the gods, improving clarity, function and weight loss to boot. Others claim fat download directly to… Continue reading Coffee and Penises…
Category: Bonjour Duchess Dolls
Little Italian Boys…
Rape accuser and self-appointed feminist town crier Lena Dunham must believe that we believe men are inherently violent. Is there another explanation for her efforts to destroy a man’s life for laughs and book sales only motivated to temper her comments when both she, and her publisher, are threatened with a lawsuit? Many of us… Continue reading Little Italian Boys…
Mes Amis…Nous Sommes Charlie
France and America share a storied past. Granted we saved their butts in WWII and we remain a bit miffed we never received a proper thank you. We don't care for their haughty style or their refusal to speak English to us. However, they remain one of our closest allies. It began in 1778 when… Continue reading Mes Amis…Nous Sommes Charlie
Scary Dreams? Good…
If your dreams don’t scare you they’re not big enough. The quote is my fave. It dares us to dream. It forces us to think, spread our wings and leap. I tell it to others. I use itto buoy myself. I use it to calm myself when the world is large and frightening and I… Continue reading Scary Dreams? Good…
Badass Business Girl…
Questions pour in about The Fixer. To answer queries I take this show on the road and ask someone who worked with her. I deliberately choose a business very different from Duchess Diaries. Mary Wild, of Wild Development, a design and renovation company, spent three months under The Fixer’s tutelage. Her company serves the metro… Continue reading Badass Business Girl…
Silly, Silly Young Man…
People send me the most interesting fare. Today, it’s a little missive titled, “10 Best Reasons to Sleep With a Hot Mom.” Take out the hot, ’cuz the guy is probably not, and you’ve got a treatise to older women. Basically, the boy is correct. Older women rock. While his reasons are sound, his commentary… Continue reading Silly, Silly Young Man…
So, Diana, How About Lunch?…
Anyone who works with The Fixer must read, a lot. Homework of the book variety is de rigueur. When we first meet, in her best “psychic, intuitive, whatever her mystery” way she tells me I must go to Bruges and write a romance novel. Whaaa? She says I must read Outlander by Diana Gabaldon. And… Continue reading So, Diana, How About Lunch?…
A Housewife Goes to the Pokey…
Today our favorite table-flipping housewife went to jail. Whaaa? You’re not in the know? Let’s get you up to speed. Check out the video. Teresa Giudice, our beloved Real Housewife of New Jersey loon, checked into Danbury Correctional Institute at 3 a.m. well ahead of her scheduled reporting time. Her lawyer accompanied her. He says… Continue reading A Housewife Goes to the Pokey…
It’s Closet Cleaning Season…
’Tis the season to clean closets and organize Tupperware. Let us rejoice and be glad! For those who thrive on predictability and the knowledge that Good Wife and Downton Abbey return to Sundays and Olivia is back in all her badassness on Thursdays, all is well. The Chickens head back to school. With them they… Continue reading It’s Closet Cleaning Season…
New Year Advice From The Duke of Cars…
Eyes On The Road In 2015 There will be many distractions on the rode in 2015, and thousands die each year as a result. Are you a distracted driver? Do you understand and follow the rules of the road? Here are the most infamous distractions for drivers inside and outside of their vehicle that you… Continue reading New Year Advice From The Duke of Cars…
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