Category: Bonjour Duchess Dolls

In need of a significant other? Download one. I know, right? WTF? A few years ago, a guy gets a divorce. People won’t stop bugging him about dating, getting into a new relationship and moving on. He’s not really into it but it drives him nuts that people won’t stop. Being a guy, he can’t… Continue reading I Love Him…He’s Invisible

It’s February dolls. The month of love. Waiting for Cupid to strike? Why not give your crush a tiny push with songs of the romantic variety and lyrics to melt any cold heart. Country is pretty good with heartbreaking, wrenching, achy kind of songs. But when country ​ crooners put their minds to it, nobody’s… Continue reading Rev Up Your Romance…

Lamentation ladies. Super Bowl has come and gone. For those of us who adore football, it signals the real end to the holiday season. Although we may never recover from the Bama loss and may hate Ohio State until we die, it's time to jolt ourselves back into reality and back on some sort of… Continue reading Get Your Cabbage On…

Flitting about over the weekend, I run into a younger reader of the male persuasion. I also run into an old, married one. While we wait for coffee and chat outside, young one says he’s grateful for the insight into the chicks, but could he get some solid advice? On? He says, “Please don’t write… Continue reading For The Boys…

Romance can be tricky. A wrong move early on and you can get sent to the locker room. The dolls are eager to chime in on what they do and don't like. Good news for all--it’s as varied as eye color and snowflakes. Some of the girls claim it’s where he takes her, what he… Continue reading Saturday Night Romance…

Always on the lookout for good blogs, I come across one this afternoon that’s a bit of a surprise. It’s not smart-ass girl snarky but instead, information you need for business, increasing clients and websites. I meet with Nimesh to talk about an upcoming presentation and instead we talk SEO, tracking hits and getting a… Continue reading Whats Your SEO?

One of the resolutions is more BuzzFeed quizzes. Mostly because we all need deep, soul-filling, intellectual guidance as we move through life and love, non? And something to do while wasting time at work? The dolls ask, what are the faves? Easy peasey. Here are some that are hilarious. “When Will You Get Married?” I… Continue reading Does BuzzFeed Know Your Secrets?…

Grumblings can be heard all over the city. Just this morning, a codger is complaining on Facebook that traffic is unbearable in Phoenix. He isn’t going anyway. He’s retired. But there’s a lot of damn traffic. Probably won’t feel that way when the revenue stream floats down to your part of the city will ya’… Continue reading Super Bowl Is Upon Us…

Around Midnight... So the girls head out on Saturday night. It’s Contractor Girl’s birthday. Celebrations are to be had each place we meander. But it’s the happenings at our favorite country bar that prove quite interesting. Packed as usual on a Saturday, we rumble in and grab a table. Part of the reason we go… Continue reading Mama Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys…

Seems the duchess dolls are calling for more news of the ridiculous. Happy to oblige… A reptile storeowner is facing time in the pokey for using a bearded dragon as a weapon. It’s not the first time. Evidently this asshat frequently puts the dragon in his mouth for fun. But when he gets agitated with employees,… Continue reading And, Again, News of the Ridiculous…