Category: Bonjour Duchess Dolls

A sorority sister chats about a strategy at work. She regrets she didn’t pounce sooner. Looking at this chick all I see is success. She’s talented, famous and, I always thought, a badass. She, however, has doubts. Whaaaa? Says she, “I’m done not standing up for myself,” a scenario I can nary imagine. I take… Continue reading Asses In Gear…

Cancer girls know surviving the physical is only part of the journey. The bitch has the ability, after sapping physical strength, to take a stab at the psyche as well. She steals your badass and replaces it with fear. Physical strength returns bit by tiny bit. I took a job to focus on physical return.… Continue reading Customer Service?…

Is your Jeep as tough as your Gramps? Yeah, the one who fought in wars around the world and came home to tell about it. He drove a Wrangler and you can too. Or you can buy one for your best guy. They’re on special at Big Al’s Superstition Spring Chrysler Jeep Dodge Ram. The… Continue reading Are You As Tough As Your Grandpa?…

Watching people come and go at the airport is one of life’s perks. Middle Chicken’s flight delay provides the opportunity. New babies, grandparents and returning dads fill the heart. There are long apart kisses and tears. Humanity is a show off at airports every day. To my right is a couple, neither having just arrived.… Continue reading Humanity On Display…

Random Debate Thoughts: Is Melania Trump embarrassed that the whole world now knows she married for money? We all assumed so but after this weekend, we can be sure. Can Hillary really still believe, after eight years, that the current economy is the fault of Bush? Locker room banter may cost Billy Bush his job.… Continue reading Debate…Sigh…

The heart is heavy that the first female president will come only by beating a buffoon. Baffling is the fact that the space between the two is so slim, despite the left wing’s constant crying foul. We’ve heard it all.  She’s a different person if you know her. She’s held to a different standard. Everything,… Continue reading Heavy Heart…

Clowns are terrorizing a South Carolina town. Terrorized too strong a word? Nope. Clowns aren’t just randomly falling out of Volkswagens in large groups or riding around on bicycles far too small for their bodies. They are recreating everyone’s nightmare--trying to lure children into the woods. Their plan demonstrates their level of intelligence. Who thinks… Continue reading Clowns In Town…

We talked a few weeks ago about Funny Friday. The dolls have quite a few things that strike their fancy from cats riding motorcycles to our favorite redhead wearing a babushka. The dolls do, indeed, lead the best lives. Here’s what they found funny this week. This dollface from the South had us in stitches.… Continue reading Funny Friday…

The ego of man is a marvel. It’s not a slam to men, truly. I wish I had the ability to walk down the street, gut hanging over my belt and a comb over knowing I look good. There are wonderful men to be sure. Adorable ones we can’t resist. But even the good ones… Continue reading The Ego Of Man…

Every month I chat with my friends at Superstition Springs Chrysler Jeep Dodge Ram in Mesa. You already know former basketball player Alvin Heggs of Hook ‘Em Horns fame is the owner and I brag about him all the time. So this month I make my inquiry to Sales Manager Kevin to see about the… Continue reading The LBD of Trucks…