Humor, Lifestyle, Linda Torkelson, Snark, television

It’s Awards Season…

It's awards season, that time each year when the uneducated and overpaid pay tribute to themselves every Sunday night for two months. Oh, and make political speeches that make sense only to those who make millions, wear borrowed jewels and gowns and employ people to fawn. Shoes and dresses--the only reason to watch. Until last… Continue reading It’s Awards Season…

Humor, Lifestyle, Linda Torkelson, television

This Is Our Crazy…

Can we talk This Is Us? A committed relationship with a few television shows is part of my life. Like The Real Housewives. I feel better knowing there are crazy bitches who cannot get it together despite money and privilege. I fully realize it says more about me than them. Sometimes the truth hurts. It's… Continue reading This Is Our Crazy…

Humor, Lifestyle, Sex, Snark

Octopus Mating…Premium Sleep

Did you know a male octopus rips off his penis and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself? One of the many things on Pinterest. True or not, I've no idea. What I do know is, it's last night's thought that kept me awake. Tossing about worrying over all manner of things… Continue reading Octopus Mating…Premium Sleep

Humor, Lifestyle, Linda Torkelson

The Adventures Continue…

It's the first time back to the well-known Dale steak and martini singles den. You know the place--men in their fifties convinced it's their charm attracting young women? That place. "Hi. How are you?" say I, sliding in next to a chick and her designer bag perched on the bar. Business Woman says nothing. Instead,… Continue reading The Adventures Continue…

Humor, Lifestyle, Linda Torkelson, Manners, technology

New Year…New Blog

One cannot produce a blog minus technology. Pity. I hate technology. Not only is it wildly frustrating, it is the epitome of rude. Finding a human being to discourse problems, problems and finally opinions on the lack of human help with those problems is impossible. Although The Diaries site created a couple of years ago… Continue reading New Year…New Blog

Humor, Lifestyle, Linda Torkelson

The Power of Red…

“Heels and red lipstick put the fear of God into people.”  Don’t know who said it, but it’s true. Think of every girl you know who walks in, red lips ablaze. You notice. You watch. You wonder if she’s as ballsy as she appears. Generally speaking, she is. Speculation on red lips, heels and sheath… Continue reading The Power of Red…