Catching up on the news: The good the bad and the hilarious. John Oliver's latest installment of Last Week Tonight features something known as The Salmon Cannon. Evidently, it's gotten more and more difficult for salmon to spawn given hydraulic dams. Salmon can't make it over the embankments and thus experience a problem completing their… Continue reading News Of The Day…
Tag: Humor
The Year of the Dowager Countess…
Praise Sweet Baby Jesus' birthday the holiday season is over. Let us rejoice and be glad. If I drink one more cocktail, eat one more sweet or attend one more party until the wee hours, my brain will leak out my ear in a slow drizzle alerting me, "Enough already bitch." I'd love to say… Continue reading The Year of the Dowager Countess…
Tea and A Cookie May Not Help…
It is a fact that tea and a cookie, and sometimes a bath, heals all. Perhaps not. I've been writing for an online newspaper for a few weeks. This proves to be both good and bad. My publisher last week labeled me a gladiator after production of an inordinate number of stories in a day.… Continue reading Tea and A Cookie May Not Help…
From Ass Camo to Polyester Suits…Wear This, Not That
Got a call from Middle Chicken and Law School Fashionista. The pair fascinates me with their soul sister finishing each other's sentences and united opinions on things large and small. The reason for the call was fairly serious business involving important law school matters I swear will stay in the vault. So, basically, I can't… Continue reading From Ass Camo to Polyester Suits…Wear This, Not That
The Mazel Goes to Snickers
And the YaYas gather to Break Fast for Yom Kippur last week. The YaYas, as you know, are about the best girls on planet earth. We always have each other's backs; especially when we fall down drunk. YaYas are of varied faiths. Some Catholic, some Lutheran, one or two I'm not sure what and Bean… Continue reading The Mazel Goes to Snickers
A Dream is a Wish on Your Vision Board…
Recent conversation with one of the adopted chickens features exploration of vision boards. Most of the time I can get Baby Chicken to play along with various "Secret" strategies for life. Very rarely does the ever-dubious Middle Chicken play and Oldest Chicken shakes his head, turns on the ball game and pretends he's not related… Continue reading A Dream is a Wish on Your Vision Board…
The Real Reason Men Love Bitches…
Coffee with the girl chickens on a rainy Sunday is always entertaining. Topics this morning meander from Bane of Batman fame to a book popular with the younger set. Is his name just Bane or is he Mr. Bane? Can anyone actually understand him? If I had been in the stadium I wouldn't have run… Continue reading The Real Reason Men Love Bitches…
Embarrassment? Advantage Me…
I generally need little help embarrassing myself. More often than not, my mouth has a mind of its own. My opinions believe in free expression. At any given moment I may break a heel, fall on the floor for no apparent reason or have a business conversation with spinach in my teeth. That's why real… Continue reading Embarrassment? Advantage Me…
Mogul Man…
A weekend in LA with the girls proves interesting on many levels. Three days after our return it's still not clear what may or may not be fair game for the sharing. I ask the dolls before we leave if anything need be locked in the vault. They agree the secrets are mostly mine so… Continue reading Mogul Man…
Sage to the Rescue…
Smudging is a tradition used by indigenous American people as a powerful tool to purge a home, place or person of negative energy allowing the flow of positive to inhabit the place or person. I am in need of a thorough smudging. And tonight, after work, I'm going to get myself smudged. Middle and Baby… Continue reading Sage to the Rescue…
The Duchess Diaries 