Last night was the first big event with the new company. As PR Maven, my job is to make sure we look good, get great media coverage, and ensure our name is front and center. Check, check and check. Thank God no one knew I wasn't wearing panties. At least as far as I know.… Continue reading Success Without Panties…
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Conversations With My Ass…
I have a love-hate relationship with my ass. Girls who have an ass with a mind of her own know my pain. No matter what I say or do, I can't get the damn girl to listen to me. She grows without my permission. There was a time my ass was very sweet. Between the… Continue reading Conversations With My Ass…
Egads–Pearls Have Been Attacked!
Moot Court started last weekend. Never heard of it? It's a big deal in law school. Students get a case prompt and then research and argue it, over and over, in rounds, until only two remain fighting to the death for the honor of Moot Court Boss. Middle Chicken finished in the top eight, quite… Continue reading Egads–Pearls Have Been Attacked!
Serendipity Strikes
This weekend found me trafficking bags at a holiday boutique. Financial success--not so much. Spiritual success--you be the judge. Serendipity struck as two amazing people fell into my life from out of the blue. A welcome respite to the asshats from the IRS lurking in the shadows circling for another piece of nothing. Or the… Continue reading Serendipity Strikes
Amour On Parade…at last
Bonjour Girlfriends! Yes there is a reason for my absence and yes, I have heard the complaints loud and clear! I know we're all busy, but this busy involves handbags. As a slut for any accessory, can you blame me for the lapse? And when those accessories sport my company name, honor The Norwegian and… Continue reading Amour On Parade…at last
Ingenues We Are Not
Can we all agree that Sarah Jessica Parker is no longer an ingenue? I rented the movie New Years Eve. I know, I know. I am behind on the movie scene. Some of us are just so damn busy don't cha know? The movie is chick flick fare featuring intertwined stories ala Crash minus any… Continue reading Ingenues We Are Not
Breasts Are On The Menu
Breasts aren't usually a discussion topic for me. Mostly because I am not blessed with them so I've always relied on brains or snark or something else to propel me forward. Am I jealous--some days. I think it might be fun to take on a breathy voice, let my bosom enter the room first and… Continue reading Breasts Are On The Menu
Weekly Fashion Snark…
We've discussed Kelly Osbourne's hair. It's still on my bothersome list, but her latest offense makes the hair almost palatable. Not really, at 27, she's way past her Go-Gos phase and should act like a semi-grown girl. But look at her mentors--Paris and Kim. Thirty is clearly the new seventeen. At the Emmys last week… Continue reading Weekly Fashion Snark…
Francie has Arrived Dolls…
My baby has arrived. The photo is the new "Francie" bag--it's the first in a series of five bags designed by Amour De Ma Vie for Phoenix Drum Company. It is a compilation of design discussions, tears, imagination and more tears. The joy at my baby's arrival is palpable. Birthing a bag is similar to… Continue reading Francie has Arrived Dolls…
Fantasy Fashion and Football
Unless you reside under a rock or in a prairie state, you know it's fashion week. Most of the year I give up on New Yorkers' insufferable belief that they are the center of the universe. Their conviction of superiority looking down on the world from 150 square feet of rat infested squalor up three… Continue reading Fantasy Fashion and Football
The Duchess Diaries 