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Missing…

If I ever go missing, before the search, ask yourself if I went willingly. It's not out of the realm of possibility that one day I reach my limit, pack up the car and the cat, and am sitting on a beach with a margarita. There will be clues. If Skittish Tabby is missing as… Continue reading Missing…

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Things We Do In Private…

Yet another thing bored feminists are up in arms about. Pfft. Call it Dorito-Gate. Yes, it's ridiculous. Yes, it's stupid. Yes, it's a marketing gimmick aimed to stir the waters. But is it a reason for twisted panties? Please. Not in the know? What do you mean--your life has deep meaning or you're solving real… Continue reading Things We Do In Private…