Oldest Chicken texts: "Do you wanna have dinner Monday or Tuesday, just you and me?" Me: "Yes. What's wrong?" Oldest Chicken: "Nothing. What night is better for you?" Me: "Either is fine. Really, you can tell me anything." Oldest Chicken: "Don't be dumb. I'll pick you up Monday at 4:45." Two days later. Me: "Is… Continue reading Go Cubs Go. Go Cubs Go.