Poor, pitiful teensy breast smushed between a metal plate and the plastic thingy that follows the chest wall making the squash more effective. Hold your breath. A thought: What would happen if this were a penis? "Stand up straight please. Move a bit closer to the machine. Just a bit closer. Ooh, closer still. Rest … Continue reading What If This Were A Penis?…
Wine and roses day ladies! Did you get your wine, champagne, chocolate dipped strawberries, reservations, LBD? The prep alone is exhausting. Want to make it less so? Think about what you want your love to know. Here's some inspiration from inside the hearts of the gentlemen. “That's the thing about girls. Every time they do … Continue reading Boys And Valentines…
Our fave car guy, Big Al Heggs helps us with all aspects of car maintenance, buying, selling and throws in some philanthropy for good measure. He has advice for those suffering with cold car problems. Here on the surface of the sun, we've donned our coats--fashionable of course 'cuz it's not so cold we've given … Continue reading Cold Weather Cars…
New Year, New Manners? Etiquette may not top the list but does yours require resolution? Think it's not important? Oh poor thing. You may be the town troglodyte and not even know it. Here's some tips to get you through the basics. When leaving home, no one wants to be "that" person? Cutting in line, … Continue reading New Year, New Manners…
New Year, New You? Why? Each year it's variations on a them: Be a better, kinder person, accomplish more, create something amazing, be successful, make more money. Basically, be a superior you. Be a different you. Can't I just run away to San Diego? I'll take my bitchy, snarky self, and only some of my … Continue reading Crafting a New Year…
The debate goes on: Is the minivan dead? At Chrysler, there have been many iterations resulting in the Pacifica, which is an uptick in the market. With every gadget and gizmo, great price and end of the year deals at our fave Chrysler/Dodge dealer, Big Al Heggs, it's worth a once over. Just how did … Continue reading A Little History…
Thanksgiving this year is a first, catching this girl in pajamas, sipping mimosas. Generally the holiday is spent amongst extended family and friends. This year, the first time ever, will be a Mama and Chickens only affair. The PJ request, along with mac and cheese and caesar salad, comes via the babiest of chicks, averse … Continue reading Gratitude In Pajamas…
