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Soul Food…

If you’re of the female persuasion and not feeling a bit exhausted with the news of late, thank Sweet Baby Jesus you’re just not paying attention. For the rest of us, some offerings from those skilled with words. Some thoughts to help us lighten the load and some just for fun.

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should just get used to the idea.” –Robert A Heinlein

“Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade as it consists principally of dealings with men.” –Joseph Conrad

“A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction.” — Oscar Wilde

“After all, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels.” — Ann Richards

“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor. ” — Betty Friedan

“Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.”
— Katharine Hepburn

“You will manage to keep a woman in love with you, only for as long as you can keep her in love with the person she becomes when she is with you.” — C. JoyBell

“If you meet a woman of whatever complexion who sails her life with strength and grace and assurance, talk to her! And what you will find is that there has been a suffering, that at some time she has left herself for hanging dead.” –Sena Jeter Naslund

“It was her habit to build up laughter out of inadequate materials.” –John Steinbeck

“An elegant woman is a woman who despises you and has no hair under her arms.” –Salvador Dali,

“You can’t beat women anyhow and if you are wise or dislike trouble and uproar you don’t even try to.” — William Faulkner

“Women are never so strong as after their defeat.” — Alexandre Dumas,

“A boy may be as disagreeable as he pleases, but when a girl refuses to crap sunshine on command, the world mutters darkly about her moods.” — Scott Lynch

“No sensible man ever engages, unprepared, in a fencing match of words with a woman.” — Wilkie Collins,

“Vaginas beat penises every time. They’re like kryptonite. Penises are defenseless against them.” — Emma Chase,

“You boys can keep your virgins. Give me hot old women in high heels with asses that forgot to get old.” — Charles Bukowski

Some things, when they change, never do return to the way they once were. Butterflies for instance, and women who’ve been in love with the wrong man too often.” — Alice Hoffman

“Women need food, water, and compliments. That’s right. And an occasional pair of shoes.” — Chris Rock

“He had carefully avoided her out of the natural cowardice that characterizes the stronger sex.” — Gustave Flaubert,

“Sometimes women scare the hell out of me.” — Michael Crichton

“A woman’s apathy is far more devastating than her wrath.” — Gasmaskman

“What girls do to each other is beyond description. No Chinese torture comes close.” — Tori Amos

“No one invites you to the top – you have to claw your way up. When you get there, you will sit with the others who were also uninvited – giggling.” — Staness Jonekos

Now, put on your big girl pants and tackle this week. Like a boss.


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