“Under a rock. Where I find all my men.” And Ms. Morgan is back. Bravocon squirreled her away until Sunday afternoon. It’s our beloved Sonja with LuAnn, Kelly Bensimon–yes, the return of cray-cray, Dorinda, and Kristin Taekman–remember her? She had a nail polish line and a husband on Ashley Madison. Strange choice but okay.
It’s supposed to be a discussion of the upcoming RHONY Legacy trip, but we all know it’s all about Sonja. The girls go to St. Barts. Can you say swoon? Haven’t been? St. Barts is heaven on earth, an island made of only the finest–sun, beaches, shopping, food, gorgeous people. Time spent there with The Norwegian always elicits a sigh.
Ms. Morgan does St. Barts frequently. “We go down there to get laid. What else do you do with a pirate? You marry a banker.” Touche, Ms. Morgan. Touche. We nod in unison. When she’s right, she’s right, non?
They go to St. Barts and have shenanigans. Sounds like Kelly does not have a Scary Island meltdown. She does, however, tell us, “I am an action verb.” So the crazy is alive and well. Have a jelly bean and sit down.
Dorinda talks “doing it nice” and Bluestone Manor. LuAnn says the fish room was as bad as she complained. LuAnn, BTW, is gorgeous. That woman has Dorian Gray syndrome. The ladies also note she has mystical powers when it comes to the gentlemen. Evidently, they flock to her magic wherever she goes. I think she’s a natural flirt and we could all take lessons. There’s a Countess show.
“I’ve been on pause, but I’m ready to press play,” says Dorinda. Bring this girl back. She did her penance, Andy.
As for the gossip, both LuAnn and Sonja are in relationships, Sonja with a Viking. Having been married to The Norwegian for 27 years, I can tell you girl, Vikings are a wise choice. Hopefully, he appreciates our girl’s spirit.
Dorinda reports that Hannah is at Harvard. Michael Rappaport, the moderator, says if you go to a certain coffee shop at a certain time each day, you will run into Dorinda and she knows everyone there. None of the gals are invited to Tinsley’s wedding. (She got married last week BTW) Harry and Sonja broke up all those years ago because Harry cheated.
More? Ramona was supposed to go on the trip but her mouth prevented her inclusion. Avery was manning her booth in the hocking your wares room. The townhome is for rent. When Rappaport asks if Sonja has an attachment to it, she quips, “It’s an 1892 house where I used to fxxx JP Morgan’s grandson.” Well then.
Came home. Did the boring life thing until last week when a medium entered the fray. Whaaaa?
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