Sing Along Dolls…

Ding Dong Gus is dead
Meant to divorce him
Killed him instead
Dr H took a look
One small tug was all it took
So gross was he
All covered in slime
Tossed in the trash
With all the other grime
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No burial, not a tear
Only rejoicing
Over that pain in the rear
A new life without that rube
Eating food, drinking wine
No more nourishment from a tube
Dancing can’t be far behind
Tabletops and country bars
Come to mind
Patting my tummy
All day long
All that’s left is to sing the song…

“Ding Dong Gus is dead
Meant to divorce him
Killed him instead”

Sing along dolls. It’s not everyday a piece of that bitch cancer bites the dust.<img

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